July 2011
I Hate Those People That Change Their Facebook...
damnshebomb:
Just woke up.
On my way to school, text it!!11!!
At school, lol.
Super bored in first period. I hate Ms.Green!!!!!!
Go get a fucking Twitter and stop flooding my newsfeed with your fucking daily schedule.
When a girl gets a dick pic.
Dudes think their reaction is like this:
But really it’s like this:
Or I’m just like this:
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly.
5phynx:
“YOU’RE UGLY”
shesmalaysiaj:
ayealiya:
yellow model chick
yellow bottle sippin
yellow lamborghini
yellow top missing:
LMFAOOOO !!!
AWWWW SHIIITTT! Lmfaoo!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOO omg!
"In the world there are, on average, five people...
There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.
cant' knock the hustle: “I feel weak, we’ve been... →
“I feel weak, we’ve been here before Cuz I feel we, keep going back and forth Maybe it’s over, maybe we’re through But I honestly can say I still love you Maybe we reached the mountain peak And there’s no more left to climb And maybe we lost the magic piece And we’re both too blind to find Let’s…
Quote me...
ur ticked cuz im tacked, wen im clipped u get clapped. N ur obviously lost cuz im ziggin while u zag
Quote me...
”good sex will make your problems go away. great sex will help you solve them.”
ACTION...
I wanna make a movie: I need a misunderstood Good Guy, a Bad Guy who was the Good Guy’s friend but fell off, a Girl who understands Mr. Misunderstood, a random old guy who gives really good advice. A horse. An ocean. An explosion. A scene where the Good Guy tells the Girl she can do better than him. A passionate kiss. A fight scene (que explosion). A getaway (que horse). And a happy ending...
Quick Quote...
The woman came from a man’s rib. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. - The Talmud
Pain...
You can bring a dog in2 ur home. Feed him, shelter him and nuture him. Love him and adore him. That dog will know and understand this and b loyal 2u, protect u n stay by ur side until its dying day. Therin states the *ONLY* difference between a “MAN” and a “DOG.” So the next time u call ya dirtbag boyfriend a dog, please. Don’t disrespect the pup.
Watchhellmouf:
nastylikepunana:
“I’m mothafuckin Nia Long and don’t you forget it nigga”
Uggh Girl I told, when he get on he gon’ leave ass for a white girl
Watchslut-rebellion:
chicagoxnative:
omg
Cat People o_O
When ugly people try talk to you!
lestwins4lyf:
rashard4-3:
lol
